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Present 4 U

from Ding Dong by That Joe Payne

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lyrics

Human
I’ve got a present for you

Jump on and slay
Jump on and slay
Jump on and slay
Jump on and slay

He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho

Santa Claus knows he’s a silver fox
He’ll slide down your chimney
He’ll fill every box
Don’t need to ride no pony
He got reindeer for that
Crying Ho Ho Ho
As he empties his sack

You can sit on his knee and tell him what you want
He doesn’t care who you are
A mum, dad, uncle, or aunt
He’s got a list for the boys
A list for the girls
And a list for all the nonbinaries in the world
Cos we’re all

Human (yeah)
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya
Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya

Old Saint Nick knows if you’re good or bad
He’s got his elf on the shelf
They’ve been reporting back
But as long as you’re human he’s got presents for you
Could be a toy, or some candy, or a new tattoo

So, if you hear the bells jingle on his big ass sleigh
You’d better fall back to sleep
Or he gonna fly it away
Cos he’s still got every roof on the planet to land on
He’s eating all the cake he’s got time to lay his hands on
Cos he’s

Human (yeah)
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya
Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya

He’s packing
Jump on and slay
Jump on and slay
He’s packing
Jump on and slay
Jump on and slay

He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho
He’s packing the presents
Jump on and slay
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Ho Ho
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing

Human, human, human, human
Santa’s got a present for ya
Hoping that it’s pleasant for ya
Comes and he goes
In and out while you’re all sleeping
He’s the gift that keeps on giving
Close your eyes and keep on dreaming
He’ll make it snow

Human, human, human, human
Santa’s got a present for ya
Hoping that it’s pleasant for ya
Comes and he goes
In and out while you’re all sleeping
He’s the gift that keeps on giving
Close your eyes and keep on dreaming
He’ll make it snow
He’ll make it snow
He’ll make it snow

Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya
Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya

Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya
Human
I’ve got a present for you
I got a present for ya
I got a present for ya

He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Jump on and slay
He’s packing
Jump on and slay
Ho Ho
He’s packing
Jump on
He’s packing
Jump on and slay
He’s packing the presents
He’s packing
Jump on and slay

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from Ding Dong, released December 2, 2022

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That Joe Payne Northampton, UK

Progressive-Pop solo artist, formally lead vocalist of The Enid. That Joe Payne is also a featured artist on records by Methexis, John Holden, and ZIO.

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